Chris Rock filed for divorce from his wife of 19 years for one simple reason ...he wasn't happy in the marriage, sources directly connected to the couple tell TMZ. You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest! But you can't get past number eight without running across a brother who just hit the Lotto jackpot last week. "We gotta go to Iraq because they're the most dangerous country on Earth, they're the most dangerous regime in the world." If they so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole f***ing country? Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks. A new Rolling Stone cover story reported Rock saying in a routine, “I was a piece of s–t,” of his marriage to ex-wife Malaak Compton-Rock.The mag adds that Rock “segues into his infidelities and gets disarmingly specific, describing three women: one famous, one semifamous and one a member of the retail class.” A source told the newspaper: “He was cheating on his wife with Kerry when they were filming [‘I Think I Love My Wife’] about him, ironically, having fantasies of cheating on his wife.
Chris Rock Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years.
It's like, hmm, there's people with 00 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. Chris Rock The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair.
And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
The new couple, who was first linked back in September, stepped out together at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy bash on Sunday in Los Angeles.
Echikunwoke also couldn't help but gush about her beau in an Instagram post on Valentine's Day.