It's the same in my business." After church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years! If people run around and around in circles we say that they are crazy. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day...The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. " A wife and her husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbour's dog was barking. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep. I'm going to do something about this." So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. When planets do the same thing, we say they are orbiting. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. " The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. ' For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out! "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven? They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you? " To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." After dying in an accident, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and when she explained, he had her sit down and relax in another room. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT??
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. ' ' Well,' he said, ' I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.' 1. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded.... ' The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. " A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
Brendan Keane The status of Rosslare Europort needs to be assured when it comes to importing and exporting food and agri-products or it could lead to a crisis situation, post Brexit, according Verona Murphy, national president of the Irish Hauliers Association (IHA).
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