And then there's Sasha Vujacic, who at last check doesn't really have any redeeming qualities. Plus, we shouldn't ignore the fact that both of their careers have really gone nowhere ever since they started dating in 2009.
I almost feel like I don't need to say anything right here. Indeed, what we have in Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima is a classic case of a guy who seems totally oblivious to how hot his wife is.
When it does, the question "how the hell did he do that? In case you don't know who Hank Baskett is, he's a sometimes-employed NFL wide receiver.
As both a Cal alum and a diehard Oakland Raiders fan, I probably should support Kyle Boller. He's a colossal bust of a quarterback, and it bothers me that he didn't do right by Jeff Tedford's program.
The fact that he's won five NBA titles for the Lakers also helps.
There are a couple things about their relationship that are a little weird.
The first is that Jeanie seems to be hell-bent on unraveling Phil's uber-serious persona. Phil is something like a quarter-century older than she and only 10 years younger than her father. Moving on with the Lakers, we find ex-Lakers swingman Sasha Vujacic, who is, of course, engaged to tennis great Maria Sharapova.
It goes without saying that Sharapova is the hottest female tennis star around, which is a considerable honor given how deep the field is.